Worst PR Release of the Day: Millesime
When it seems fit, I’ll post the most embarrassing passage from a particularly terrible PR release. Today’s debut entry comes from the fine folks at Millesime. Take it away, PR person!
“As part of the restaurant’s new music series which runs in the Salon Wednesdays thru Sundays weekly and features a different act nightly, Millesime has introduced Burlesque Brunch, consisting of performances by The Cat’s Meow alongside two dancers on platforms that seductively make way thru the tables and excite the senses with their provocative yet tasteful movements.”
It’s not that this is the most offensive, horribly written release I’ve ever seen (for one, it doesn’t start out “Dear Editor,”). It’s more that it perfectly encapsulates how low a once promising restaurant has fallen.
